There's Gold in that der poo!

Quoted from http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html:

New Drug Alert! - November 5, 2007

New Drug Alert!

Florida sheriff's bulletin warns of purported new human waste high

NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe."

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Meth is dangerous to manufacture and sell for a profit.  Jenkem on the other hand, is idiot proof, plus there is no crime for posessing urine and feces - can you say GOLDMINE!!!!!  Good thing we have the police to spend their time investigating and putting out top secret reports on Butthash instead of wasting their time fighting real crime!! I guess the sheriff's office in Collier County has decided to give up on meth and nip Jenkem in the bud errrrrr, derriere, before it gets out of hand.